keke palmer

excuse me maam not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take this post down. that is my sister who was killed by a metra train. and it this post is very disrespectful. idk who u are or if u even know her but i need you to take this down please.

baby this is keke palmer

have a good day

keke palmer by imtherat November 8, 2020

Paloma 

The sweetest and kindest person ever, with an amazing body and calming voice. If your the lucky guy that gets to date her, you're always going home wanting to call her. It's a wonder why she all ways puts her self down.

Paloma is amazing.

Paloma by Dave_Fire1 October 22, 2018

paleoanthropometrician 

A social scientist specializing in the branch of anthropology which focusses on the study of human height in the past.

A paleoanthropometrician contends that in ancient Eurelia the women's mean height was significantly greater than the men's mean height.

paleoanthropometrician by j-bok February 20, 2008

Gal Pals 

The word straight people use when they dont want to acknowledge that lesbian relationships exist

Kara *just done making out with Lena*
Everyone else"They are totally dating"
The CW "What are you talking about, they are just Gal Pals"

Gal Pals by tlog_72 October 15, 2017

greasers' palace 

A hangout for white trash to gather and party.

Billies ' tavern is a regular Greasers' Palace with all them ex-cons drinking in there.

greasers' palace by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

palm oyster 

The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.

I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.

"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"

- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"

"Yeah man, slurped it all up"

palm oyster by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017

Palmering 

Palmering (as in Jesse Palmer of ABC/ESPN and the Bachelor) - (verb) 1. The act of repeatedly disrespecting a team, coaching staff, and entire fan-base with blatantly biased statements over an event which happened "just two years ago"; 2. Simultaneously, inexcusably losing respect from peers, colleagues, and strangers alike. 3. Acting like a total douche-bag. 4. Over use of the word Clemsoning

Jesse Palmer is an ABC/ESPN sports analyst and former contestant on the Bachelor. He constantly brings up the term Clemsoning even though Clemson's football team hasn't "pulled a Clemson" in years.

"Quit your Palmering, Clemson has beaten four top 25 SEC teams in the last two years; I don't see them Clemsoning ever again. This is a different Clemson football team."

Palmering by LowcountryEP September 20, 2013