Oral Masturbation

1:Talking or bragging about yourself or a subject matter you know almost everything about to the point of excess.

2:When someone continuously talks about something only they are interested in.

3: to talk endlessly simply for enjoyment, attention, or control.

Never ask Jon about his job unless you want to experience 3 hours of oral masturbation .

by BynoT August 4, 2010

l'oreal

A cosmetics company that produces rather cheap products, all of which are tested on animals without guilt. Don't question these people about anything they do, because they are also very rude.

The other day I bought some l'oreal mascara, not only did it work like crap, but I also had to bear the burden of knowing that I bought something that was ruthlessly tested on animals.
I'm not buying anymore l'oreal products!

by liziath January 21, 2007

Oral Defecation

What you politely call "talking shit"

I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.

by sunkeyeno.3 July 31, 2012

double oral

Taking two dicks in your mouth instead of one. May I recommend taking one up the ass as well it feels like heaven is in you ass-hole.

Double oral: Two times the amount of cum (Yassssssss)

by mercado March 12, 2015

oral

when a mans dick goes into sex partners mouth. happens when penis is at a large state.

feels veeery good and men like it

by cameron May 13, 2005

Oral Piñata

While receiving a blow job, just after the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a bat. If she spits out your cum, she must give you two pieces of candy. If she bleeds, she must buy you a large bag of candy.

If you fail to do one of these things, you may try again or let a friend take a shot.

Oral Piñatas are my favorite, because I get a blowjob and candy!

by JR DB December 16, 2009

Oral B

Where you take your dick and brush a passed out person's teeth with it.

This girl passed out then i did an oral b on her.

by TkevinM January 28, 2008