Free Beer

A myth older than the bible. There are many different versions depending on the country or area of the world but Free Beer has always been and continues to be a method of attracting people to lame events and or boring parties. It continues to be a tease because if anyone really did experience real true free beer in its purest form, chances are they got too drunk to remember it anyways.
Dude1 - Did we get free beer last night?

Dude2 - Na man thats just a myth bra.
by xskwizmx August 25, 2011
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beer buzz

The drunk effect from beer
Phil sits in his room naked trying to get a buzz on from beer.. He says yeah boy, got my beer buzz on
by Clothed Man June 21, 2014
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beer run

act of going to the local liquor establishment to replentish supply of alcohol for the party, while in a drunken state
Son of a bitch we're out it's time for a beer run.
by ducttape16 March 30, 2003
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vaginal beer

A beer, fermented using lactic bacteria extracted from a real woman's vagina secretions.
Polish startup company launched a new type of beer, called vaginal beer. It essentially carries the scent of the woman in each bottle.
by dildo777 December 31, 2020
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Curling Beers

A form of resistance training, involving the act of lifting a can or glass of beer from ones to side to ones mouth.

Extensive beer curling can lead to definition in the bicepts and forearm, for this reason while drinking alternate arms should be used in order to keep the body in proportion.
Titan - Your looking good man, you working out?
Pony - Nah man, Im just curling beers!
by The Fresh June 13, 2007
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Beer Abs

This is what happens when you drink too much beer. Your abs become squishy and gross and you want to kill yourself. Along with having Beer Abs, you will find yourself talking about party fouls and the good ol' days.
Jimmy's Beer Abs were so squishy, his newborn baby could use them as a trampoline.
by AcidxxTrip December 01, 2007
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free beer

a myth created by cruel, unfeeling people who live to torture myself and others of my gullible ilk
they spoke of free beer, but when I arrived I was told it was all gone
by HBastard January 11, 2006
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