bouncing betty

term used for a tester that is used for testing metalic hardness

a metal ball drops downward and pings the metal to be tested.Thus why its called the bouncing betty

by roket94 December 19, 2008

Betty Crocker

Something/someplace lacking real skill, ability or knowledge. Rookie-ish, Green, noob, amatuerish.

-This place is Betty Crocker.. Couldnt even get my drinks right!

-That team was Betty Crocker... couldnt even pass the ball!

-Its not Iron Chef.. Its Betty Crocker!

by MG1 June 21, 2006

Betty pillow

A pillow that a boy would have sex with to practice for future girls or boys bum holes if they were to be gay.

Dude, I had sex with betty pillow last night!"

by Leetardio May 18, 2009

Barnyard Betty

A woman who is from "the country" or farming areas who is very attractive; a woman who can be found posting on Farmers.com.

Jane is a Barnyard Betty; she is hot and down from the farm.

by TooSick4U May 09, 2015

the bouncing betty

it is a sex position in which the girl is dangling from the ceiling via monkey swing and the guy fucks the shit out of the girl while she bounces up and down repeatedly
important: her nipples are painted gold and her whore name is betty

me and you are going to perform the bouncing betty

by scott johnsonnn March 25, 2011

Betty White

A person who reacts to political proposals in a way that shows they have no idea what they're talking about, but all the women in the audience agree with them without a second thought.

Welcome to the conversation, Betty White. You didn't read my side of the argument at all, did you? It had nothing to do with abortion.

by The Amazing Bill O'Reily May 16, 2011

Betty Ford

2oz. Vodka.
4 oz. Tampico Island Punch
Ice

I got pissed on Betty Fords.

by Jinx1338 August 01, 2011