tard tracks

The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
by rimlover September 12, 2010
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shit tracking

Going off road in very muddy areas, and driving fast through all the dirt and mud to have fun and a good time with friends whilst listening to very loud music, usually in land rovers, and often done in the Falkland Islands
Hey guys lets grab a case of beer and go shit tracking tonight
by FIbenny123 April 05, 2015
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binge tracking

After an election, when the results are being tabulated like in 2020, obsessively tracking the news coverage, even if there is hardly any minute-to-minute change in the news, to find out the election winner. The amount of time devoted to watching the news is comparable to time devoted to watching an entire series of a sitcom at the same time. While watching the news feels more justified based on the idea that you are fulfilling your civic duty, it is in fact questionable whether one needs to continuously keep track of the election coverage to that degree.
Chuck: Hey, what have you been doing today?

Zak: I've been binge tracking CNN all day today to see if Pennsylvania and Georgia will flip Democrat.

Chuck: Yeah me, too. I want to see if Arizona will flip Republican.
by ignateuswhittley November 06, 2020
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Track buddy

A person who runs track with you and pushes you to be better and be a person you can depend on for anything as in lay on,get water for, provides rides for track meets and anything else... kinda like best friends but in track
Guy 1: hey dude, did you get a ride to the track meet tomorrow.
Guy2: awe dude of course I have a Track buddy I’ll be ok
by Smurfy smurf December 11, 2017
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Track Surfing

a.) someone looking through tracks/songs in a music library to find that song that you haven't heard in a while or a song that's pleasing to your ears.
Person 1:What are you?
Person 2:I'm track surfing!
Person 1: Find anything good?
Person 2: Yeah I just did...The Beatles!
by Yaj White December 28, 2009
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Hype Track

The opposite of a diss track. It normally hypes someone up and is positive.
my parents wrote me a hype track so i would have the courage to talk to girls
by johnmiller June 17, 2021
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Track-Dusted

When someone walks into a room or sends a voice memo singing a specific song or tune. When the song gets stuck in your head, that person has track-dusted you. Similar to when someone farts and crop dusts you, but instead they do this with music.
Oh, man! Robert got me, he track-dusted me with "What's Love Got to Do With It" by Tina Turner. It has been stuck in my head all day.
by The Fixes October 03, 2023
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