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Norwegian

A person who is intellectual, funny, pretty, social, including and HOT at the same time, but still isn't bragging about it. A typical Norwegian is usually tall, blonde and with bright, blue eyes and they are heavy eaters. They can drink and party like no one else on the planet, and in their spare time they are fishing, hunting moose or polar bears, diving in the ocean even though its january and the lake is frozen, they go skiing every fucking day of the year and eat norwegian food like fårikål, kjøttkaker, ribbe or pinnekjøtt. And of course fish. (which we catch from the norwegian rivers with our bare hands and bite off the head with our extremely strong norwegian teeth)
"Look dad, who is that man who just killed a polar bear with his bare hands?"
"OH SHIT! He must be a Norwegian!!!"

"Hey, why are you eating my hotdog?"
"Because you're eating too slow. Now shut the fuck up"
"Oh, I almost forgot. You're a Norwegian!"

American:" why the hell are you wearing a t-shirt in the middle of the winter?"
Norwegian:" Because where I come from, this is the average summer temperature"
by TheViking000 September 24, 2009
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Norwegian Nipple Stew

One or more favorably endowed Norwegian beauties.
"What are we having for dinner tonight?" "I know what I'm having: Norwegian Nipple Stew."
by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007
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Corsican-Norwegian

Mixing Norwegians and Corsicans and creating Corsican-Norwegian can have very very serious consequences. It will create masters of the universe. They are by far the most awesome race in the universe.
- One of the reasons Doctor Who had to reboot the universe was because of the Corsican-Norwegians.

- The Corsican-Norwegians has the right to rule the world, but humbly declines to do so.

- Every time you do something a Corsican-Norwegian doesn't agree with, a kitten and a puppy dies.

-If you are an asshole against a Corsican-Norwegian, and he/she doesn't show you mercy, you are fucked even how quickly you manage to get away.
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Norweigan Spice Cake

All bodily fluids collected from 24 hours during which anal sex is had. They are mixed together in a bowl and cooked as a cake and served as a meal for the bedroom.
"mmm hunny that norweigan spice cake was tasty what did you have for breakfast yesterday?!"
by sexyaholic12345667865 March 23, 2009
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Norwegian

Smart and Loyal people who have a record of living longer than any other Nationality on Earth.

Here are some other things Norwegians have accomplished:

1. 12% of Norwegians in America are Medicine Workers

2. 15.9% of Norwegians in America are Scientists

3. 23.4% of Norwegians in America are Medical Workers

4. 14% of Norwegians in America are Lawyers

5. 25% of Norwegians in America are Dental Teachers

Norwegians are good and hard Workers.
Person 1 - Hi are you my Doctor?

Person 2 - Yes and I'm also Norwegian.
by Leo Bjorn September 29, 2007
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Norwegian Oral

In a norwegian oral the male partner fills his mouth with snow chilling it and as it begins to melt he goes down on his female counterpart.
I gave that girl a Norwegian Oral, I think I might have gotten frostbite in my mouth.
by 12pt March 26, 2011
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norwegian milkshake

The act of having sex with a girl with a large pimple on her vagina and popping it,causing her pus to mix with your semen. then giving her oral.
I gave a girl a norwegian milkshake last night. It tasted gross
by piggyninjas August 3, 2012
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