Glazed Newman

That shining face, like a sweaty Seinfeld Newman, you get after spending time at the Y.

My boy came out the bedroom in Glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 23, 2021

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john neumann

This is the most handsome guy u will ever meet. When yu meet him it's like yu have met an angle living , charming , handsome, smart and intelligent

That guy is handsome , smart, talented , Charming. He takes all the girls he is probably a John Neumann

by Jk🇺🇬 January 29, 2022

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He is a great science teacher I love him all however his hair line is shaped like a batarang.

He is the type of guy who knows all about every football game but doesn't have a TV
I mean if you ask me it makes no sense
Newman would be the person to speed up when he sees a yellow light even if he sees a cop.
This man is a damn savage

Newman is also a person to complain about some one who can't park well but he can't park for shit either

But he is a kind loving person that gets all the ladies he once.
He is a guy that you should keep in your life forever.

If you ever get to meet him you will be with him forever.

Mr.Newman is a damn savage

by exadoor February 16, 2022

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Andy Newman

A stone cold soup killer.

I'm going all Andy Newman on this tomato bruv.

by Lordoftheimps March 17, 2022

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Randy Newman

A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).

Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024

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