Neil & The Battocks

Neil the Seal’s band

I loved watching Neil & The Battocks

by WigglyLamppost February 22, 2024

Neil

Neil is a weird, cool, nice and cute boy who likes to play sports. He is a kind best friend with a huge heart. He can comfort you when you're feeling mad or sad. Neil is a person who you will instantly fall for. If you ever come across a Neil, be friends with him.

Girl 1: "Look! He's so hot!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, that's because he's Neil!"

by xXxKittyCatxXx January 22, 2022

Neil moment

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.

Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment

by Zan van April 15, 2022

Neil Nishanth

Fucking Savage
Jacked up guy
If u find a Neil Nishanth dont leave him

Neil Nishanth is a fricking badass

by Eashwaran Karthick November 25, 2023

Neil Rana

He is indian

Neil Rana is playing with his ballz

by Devin Jain October 24, 2023

Neil Griffin

A nasty, bad breath, abusive, leaching, wife-beating piece of trash from Brampton Ontario, living in Hamilton Ontario, with anger issues that thinks he's God's gift to women, when in reality he's just an angry little man that abuses his kids and any woman he gets close to.

I heard Jason pulled a Neil Griffin on that bit, he made her think he was in love with her but just gave her chlamydia and punched her in the face

by TrashDash April 29, 2022

Neil Babygirl

Tumblr alias of renowned British author Neil Gaiman, who, among other things, wrote Coraline, Stardust, and The Ocean at the End of the Lane. He co-authored the critically acclaimed Good Omens with Sir Terry Pratchet, and produced the first season of the miniseries adaptation in 2019, and the second season in 2023. It was in a fan interaction (regarding Good Omens) on the social media site Tumblr that gave rise to this particular alias.

"Neil babygirl, why?"
"Love."

by Nerdy08 November 2, 2023