Naff muppet

Someone who's mom is a whore/ slag.

Making you a hurt child.

Shut up you naff muppet I'll bang you out

by Naaman_Lyon September 18, 2020

muppet magnet

i person who always seems to attract muppets (A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.) muppet

im feel like a muppet magnet , i always end up with muppets around me.

by DaveFar July 23, 2011

The naked muppet

The naked muppet is a 5,6 fatty that stalks men and women around the gipsland area

I just ran in to the naked muppet and he mooned me

by Jess baily February 8, 2023

Reverse Muppet

Rather than sticking a hand up the other person's anus (Muppet), A Reverse Muppet is sticking a hand down another person's throat.

If you keep pissing me off I'll turn you into a Reverse Muppet.

I gave him/her a Reverse Muppet last night.

by cafeine-disciple October 13, 2023

Muppet

Muppet: A Mindless Puppet

A person who conforms to society without thought.

Follows social norms mindlessly and controlled. A Mindless Puppet

John does whatever society expects him to do without thinking. What a Muppet!

by Raina Rayne January 1, 2024

Reverse Muppet

To reverse muppet is to stick the length of your arm down the throat of who you are reverse muppeting. Then to control them as you would a muppet.

Friend 1-“If you don’t stop doing that I will reverse muppet you”
Friend 2- “Fine I’ll stop talking.”

by SkeletonSlayer16 January 22, 2024

Muppet

Someone from Pittsburgh that vacations north of the city

Hey Dave where you from ? Answer. Muppet from Pittsburgh!

by Coomby December 10, 2022