This is a mung assualt that should only be attempted by professionals. This takes a great deal of preparation and safety measures. Helmet is recommended while attempting this highflying munging attack. This is where a munger either jumps from a high structure, preferably a bridge, and strategically places the victim on a surface where this fantastic feat can be accomplished. One will then strap on the mungie cords and propell him or herself over the edge towards the tasty victim's rotten, but scrumptious vagina. Your partner will hold the victim prior to the moment of impact. Once the impact is inevitable, your partner will place his/her mouth over the waiting vagina. POW!!! Taste your sweet success and have fun while doing it.
1. Sorry mom, I can't go to my little brother's baseball game, I had a prior engagement to go mungie jumping with Tommy.
2. I went to Johnny's funeral. He died from a horrific mungiejumping accident. (he was not wearing a helmet)
2. I went to Johnny's funeral. He died from a horrific mungiejumping accident. (he was not wearing a helmet)
by John and Kyle May 23, 2006
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A mungie cake is a derogotory term that Canadians of European descent use to describe:
1. Canadians of mixed ethnic heritage who lack a single, pure ethnic identity
2. The first-generation born children of European-born parents who have completely assimilated or blended into the general cultural landscape of Canada.
Those unaware or so far removed from their European cultural and ethnic heritage are also referred to as a mungie or a caker for short.
The term is derived from the Italian word "manga" which denotes a "plain white sponge cake".
1. Canadians of mixed ethnic heritage who lack a single, pure ethnic identity
2. The first-generation born children of European-born parents who have completely assimilated or blended into the general cultural landscape of Canada.
Those unaware or so far removed from their European cultural and ethnic heritage are also referred to as a mungie or a caker for short.
The term is derived from the Italian word "manga" which denotes a "plain white sponge cake".
That guy is such an ignorant mungie cake.
That mungie cake wouldn't know good food if it hit him in the face.
That mungie cake wouldn't know good food if it hit him in the face.
by Hajduk October 22, 2007
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Get the Mungalicious mug.The mungtrain is required for mass acts of munging and must be driven by a mungtrain driver, also known as a mungmaster. A mungtrain does not require rails as a conventional train would. Instead, the mungtrain travels wherever it is guided by its mungtrain driver for savage and disgusting mass munging.
The mungtrain often causes corpses to explode in a violent and horrendous manor which many people would find unwatchable. It is however, impossible to avoid the mungtrain.
The mungtrain often causes corpses to explode in a violent and horrendous manor which many people would find unwatchable. It is however, impossible to avoid the mungtrain.
by Michael Hancock February 8, 2008
Get the mungtrain mug.The acitvity, rumoured to have become something of a craze in early 1990s LA, of disinterring a fresh(ish) female corpse and postioning one's open mouth around the pubis whilst one's friend takes a running jump at the body bringing both feet down heavily on the stomach cavity and supposedly causing a jetstream of internal matter to issue from the vagina and into the mouth of the 'mungee'. The effluvia should be fully swallowed and ingested for this to qualify as an authentic 'mung'. Opinion is divided as to the reliability of witness accounts purporting to have taken part in this ceremony. Or that the ritual has ever taken place at all.
Father Dowling: "Sister, do you have the keys to the crypt handy?"
Sister Steve: "Oh no, Father. Not corpse munging again!"
Father Dowling: "Get down those stairs you!"
Sister Steve: "Are you ready, Father?"
Father Dowling: "Ready as I'll ever be."
Sister Steve: "God forgive me"
- WHUMP!
Father Dowling: "Gaaaaaah"
Sister Steve: "Huuuueeey!"
Sister Steve: "Oh no, Father. Not corpse munging again!"
Father Dowling: "Get down those stairs you!"
Sister Steve: "Are you ready, Father?"
Father Dowling: "Ready as I'll ever be."
Sister Steve: "God forgive me"
- WHUMP!
Father Dowling: "Gaaaaaah"
Sister Steve: "Huuuueeey!"
by Shimpei Mishima September 26, 2006
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