2 definitions by Shimpei Mishima
The acitvity, rumoured to have become something of a craze in early 1990s LA, of disinterring a fresh(ish) female corpse and postioning one's open mouth around the pubis whilst one's friend takes a running jump at the body bringing both feet down heavily on the stomach cavity and supposedly causing a jetstream of internal matter to issue from the vagina and into the mouth of the 'mungee'. The effluvia should be fully swallowed and ingested for this to qualify as an authentic 'mung'. Opinion is divided as to the reliability of witness accounts purporting to have taken part in this ceremony. Or that the ritual has ever taken place at all.
Father Dowling: "Sister, do you have the keys to the crypt handy?"
Sister Steve: "Oh no, Father. Not corpse munging again!"
Father Dowling: "Get down those stairs you!"
Sister Steve: "Are you ready, Father?"
Father Dowling: "Ready as I'll ever be."
Sister Steve: "God forgive me"
- WHUMP!
Father Dowling: "Gaaaaaah"
Sister Steve: "Huuuueeey!"
Sister Steve: "Oh no, Father. Not corpse munging again!"
Father Dowling: "Get down those stairs you!"
Sister Steve: "Are you ready, Father?"
Father Dowling: "Ready as I'll ever be."
Sister Steve: "God forgive me"
- WHUMP!
Father Dowling: "Gaaaaaah"
Sister Steve: "Huuuueeey!"
by Shimpei Mishima September 26, 2006
Usage common in parts of Northern Ireland, particularly Derry city. Refers to a rounded, weather-beaten visage that can be likened to a risen dough pulled fresh from the oven. Soda bake is a derogatory and highly insulting term denoting not only the woeful physical features of the insultee but also carries deeply negative connotations with regard to the IQ of the given 'soda bake'.
"Jesus, look at the soda bake on him!"
"Aye Jeezus mother of divine that's been hit with a fuckin cakeboard so it has."
"Aye Jeezus mother of divine that's been hit with a fuckin cakeboard so it has."
by Shimpei Mishima September 26, 2006