when you fall asleep or pass out after receiving a facial from your husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, priest or whatever the case may be to find it has hardened to a shell and you are unable to open your eyes or breathe through your nose

I'm going to kill my brother-in-law he gave me a crusted mummy after I passed out at his wedding reception.

by dingleberrydave May 6, 2011

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Ya mums ass

Alright kids dack your mother and lick the little brown flower in between her bottom cheeks then put your hand up the hole up the front
Good luck
do not try this in public

Little timmy saw his mum in the nude with a coffee jar stuck up her cunt and she bent down screaming and he licked her little brown flower in her ass (ya mums ass), She slapped him with her penis,
he he he he

by Obey January 6, 2008

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