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the best person on earth and very funny 🥺☝🏼why the hell does the finger look like that, anyways she is someone you want in your life 👹
you: i don’t know who jaeden.martells.wife is

me: that’s to bad 🙄
by thismightbejae June 2, 2021
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I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.
“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”
by albyeinstein April 10, 2022
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Martel College

Ninth and newest residential college at Rice University.
Martel College is the best college at Rice!

Martel just won Beer Run!
by Martel Kombat December 19, 2004
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Doc Martens

The correct spelling of the boot. Not that a punk should care what someone else thinks, but seriously... A poser because they can't spell? A poser because they can't afford Doc Martens? That's plain ridiculous. You obviously DON'T know you're history of Punk. Back in the 70s-80s punks would steal anything they wanted and couldn't afford. ESPECIALLY in England. Nowadays, you can't really get away with that so much. So, the only real reason a Punk wouldn't own Docs because they've got other boots is

A: They can't afford Docs

B: They don't have access to a computer

C: They prefer monkey boots

So, I'm sure that those things totally define a poser, right?
For REAL Punks, the only reason that clothing has anything to do with being a poser is wearing a band t. Posers are people who look it, but don't listen to/like it. You, my friend, are a poser. You call people posers because they don't know how to spell Docs like you do. WELL, Punk isn't about doing what people like, and it certainly isn't a spelling bee, so maybe you should reconsider what a poser is.
Ohai, my name is slipsheet, I go around teh intarnetz calling peeple posarz becuz I haf to prove that I am moar Punx then them!!1! Its doc martens, nawt doc martins u poser!
by sleepsheet likes anal. August 20, 2010
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Molten Foodstuffs

Is very hot food items. Patrick was throughing molten foodstuffs at squidward on the show "Spongebob Squarepants".
Patrick, stop launching molten foodstuffs at me!
by Bing Ordanate September 19, 2009
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monte sant angelo

a school mostly filled with white girls who are most probably dating view or shore kids. the girls in this school can act occasionally ‘inappropriate’ and young for their age but is expected for a white girl school in north sydney
“yeah, she’s a monte sant angelo student.”
by chxrrymin June 17, 2019
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St. Martens

The best island in the British Virgin Islands. The most romantic place to go and the best white beaches to screw on. Excelent place to get drunk and the best parties and bars to get drunk at... Also the best rastafarri bakeries around mon!
Im goin to Sunset Beach Bar to get drunk mon. then im gonna go screw on the white sand beach next to the bar.
by SBB May 10, 2005
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