Moaning

something that your classmates do for no fvcking reason

person1: hey wanna drive you home?
person2: no, my daddy is going to
person1: **moans**
person2: NOT THAT

person3: who the f is moaning like that?

by imabananadudedontalktomeh April 25, 2022

Morning Fist

That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.

Wife: Can you give me a backrub?

Husband: I would, but I totally have morning fist.

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009

white morning

A morning with freshly falling or fallened snow on the ground, especially if it fully covers the pavement.

EXAMPLE: Looks like were gonna have a white morning in the morning. I hope not, cause I love the warm weather only.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 2, 2010

Morning Grip

When you wake up early and you can't grip anything.

I had morning grip when i tried to pick up the ketchup, and i dropped it.

by Benjo November 10, 2002

good morning salute

a boner, an erection that is standing when you wake up in the morning

dude, i woke up this morning and had a good morning salute for all my troops

by jason cornelius April 14, 2008

Mellow Mooding

The act of drinking a Bob Marley's Mellow Mood relaxation drink and sitting, chilling, relaxing, and eventually falling asleep. Sometimes performed in groups.

Sam: How was work?
Bill: Rough. I'm going home and Mellow Mooding all night. Care to join?
Sam: Ya man, be right over.

by Mr. Aut June 10, 2011

Monday Morning Virgin

A girl who sleeps around and then denies it.

He told me he banged her all night, but on Monday she told me all they did was kiss. She's one of those Monday Morning Virgins.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006