a "good morning mr. president" 

When your girl "sucks your penis" in the morning upon waking up.

I give my man a "Good morning Mr. president" at least three times a month to start his day off right cause if I don't do it one of those Monica Lewinsky's out there will!!

a "good morning mr. president" by Rufnew June 30, 2017

Moaning 

something that your classmates do for no fvcking reason

person1: hey wanna drive you home?
person2: no, my daddy is going to
person1: **moans**
person2: NOT THAT

person3: who the f is moaning like that?

Moaning by imabananadudedontalktomeh April 25, 2022

Morning Fist

That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.

Wife: Can you give me a backrub?

Husband: I would, but I totally have morning fist.

Morning Fist by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009

white morning 

A morning with freshly falling or fallened snow on the ground, especially if it fully covers the pavement.

EXAMPLE: Looks like were gonna have a white morning in the morning. I hope not, cause I love the warm weather only.

white morning by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 2, 2010

Morning Grip 

When you wake up early and you can't grip anything.

I had morning grip when i tried to pick up the ketchup, and i dropped it.

Morning Grip by Benjo November 10, 2002

good morning salute

a boner, an erection that is standing when you wake up in the morning

dude, i woke up this morning and had a good morning salute for all my troops

good morning salute by jason cornelius April 14, 2008

Mellow Mooding

The act of drinking a Bob Marley's Mellow Mood relaxation drink and sitting, chilling, relaxing, and eventually falling asleep. Sometimes performed in groups.

Sam: How was work?
Bill: Rough. I'm going home and Mellow Mooding all night. Care to join?
Sam: Ya man, be right over.

Mellow Mooding by Mr. Aut June 10, 2011