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The most beautiful and amazing woman in the world, a man would be the luckiest person in the world if he could manage to get a girl like Montana, the only thing wrong with her is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is so perfect. She has beautiful blonde hair and hazel eyes, and she is the definition of perfect.
Person1: hey I think I like that girl what's her name
Person 2: oh her, her name is montana,but you'll never have a chance with a girl like her
by Billy Bob12345678901010 November 12, 2016
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Montana Slalom

Downhill Skiing with no less than 10 dudes. Each dude cranking the guy on either side of him.
Chris called the crew over for a Montana Slalom.
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Penis Monpañios Monpeñios

This phrase to be spoken very quickly, almost as to seem Spanish in nature.

“Penis Monpañios Monpeñios” was originally created as an alter-ego amongst a group of friends in Sacramento, California in 2007. This character was a member of club 697; where you must have been 6’9” tall, and 7” long. Inside the club, all they did was 69. The spirit of Penis Monpañios Monpeñios still wanders the fields of the Thicket of Zatarains, located in Granite Bay, California.

In the years since, this has spread to LA as a nonsense phrase (similar to that of Rim Pum). Among groups of pot-smoking individuals, this phrase has commonly been used as a comical outburst or a friendly greeting during times of great stoning. Abbreviations such as simply saying “Monpañios” tend to be common.
Tom: "Monpeñios to you my friend!"

Steve: "Ah, Penis Monpañios Tom!"

Dave (from the back of the room): "Tom!! Penis Monpañios Monpeñios!!"
by M. Damon July 9, 2011
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The Tony Montana

To ejaculate into your partner's nose when receiving oral pleasure.
She made me watch Jersey Shore last night so i gave her The Tony Montana
by jackbaronguy October 7, 2013
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Hannah Montana

1 The name of a popular comedy airing on Disney Channel, Disney Channel HD, ABC (which is owned by Disney), and ABC HD about a girl named Miley Stewart (played by Miley Cyrus), who generally acts as a normal 13 to 15 year old (depending on the episode) and secretly becomes a popular singer of the pseudonym Hannah Montana in concerts and special events. Miley's father, brother, best friends, and a select few other people know that Miley is Hannah Montana. The show has recieved good ratings since its inception and is popular among young, pre-teen, and teenage girls. It's currently airing its second season, and has been renewed for a third season, probably its last. It stars Miley Cyrus as Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana, Billy Ray Cyrus as Robbie Ray Stewart (Miley's father), Jason Earles as Jackson Stewart (Miley's brother), Emily Osment as Lily Truscott (Miley's best friend), Mitchell Musso as Oliver Oken (Miley and Lily's friend), and Moises Aries as Rico (young employer of Jackson) (last name unknown).

2 The alter-ego of Miley Stewart in the show, Hannah Montana, as well as the alter-ego of Miley Cyrus in real-world concerts. While the pseudonym originally recieved fame in the show, Disney also produces special concerts and events in real-life featuring Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana. The most wide-spread of these circumstances was the Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour, from October 18th, 2007, to January 31st, 2008, though it was extended from its originally scheduled end date of January 9th.
"Have you been to any of the concerts from the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour?"

"No, but the concert is being aired on Disney Channel during Summer 2008. I might watch it."
by Daniel Ganz July 4, 2008
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Hannah Montana

1. Slang for a virgin twat.

2. A young, bubbly, innocent girl who is friends with major league skanks who in turn use her to trick their parents so they don't know that a 'sleepover at Lauren's' is code for a crack binge.
1. Whoa! Danny just ripped open that girl's Hannah Montana!

2. Oh my God, DO NOT invite Lauren to our dick sucking party, she is SUCH a Hannah Montana.
by Betterlookingthanu! March 8, 2009
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Hannah Montana

"dude, who'd you bang last night?"
"Hannah Montana"
"tough. you really need to get a girlfriend."
"i know"
by deadnotsleeping May 10, 2010
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