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Mongeroo

A game for stoners derived from the children's toy game Buckaroo! The first person to pass out from smoking too much weed becomes the monger. Everyone else is then to proceed with stacking random things or items from around the room on the monger. The aim of the game is to get as many items on the monger before he/she wakes up. It is rare to beat the monger, however, it has been done.
Last night Matt passed out and we actually beat him at a game of mongeroo.
by Jaawan Jones December 15, 2009
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mongolian teacup

The act of pissing or ejaculating in a belly button and then dunking your balls in the urine filled hole.
Hey babe, I'm tired of coming on your face. Can I Mongolian teacup you?
by Kingcoatesee October 19, 2013
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cum monger

Someone who lives to suck men dry and lap up every last drop of cum and will never let any touch the floor
Nigga 1 " Damn nigga I was with dis skeez last night and she be a fiend for the jizz."

Nigga 2 "Damn nig how u got luck like dat my bitch be hatin it when i cum in her mouth."

Nigga 1 " Ya ma nig dat bitch be a cum monger."
by Hooligans CG November 13, 2015
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Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia

1. When two homo sapiens have sexual intercourse on top of a yac. Presumbably in the Saharan Desert. The yac does not have to participate.
"Hey Alvin, we had a great Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia, but where did you get the yac?"
by Alvin Dubbs July 4, 2008
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Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845

The darkest day in mankind history. Forced to pick the gold that grew from the sacred Mongolian tree, Mongolians rushed to be the first to gather the sweet nectar bars of currency. As ladders did not exist, people were flung via catapults in order to rach the branches. The success rate of hitting the tree and avoiding a plummenting splatty death was .01%. The lucky few who made it on to the trees would be poked to death by the waiting Mongolians' sticks and cell phones. Only man mongonlian participating survived the battle, Sum yung-mahn, received the 75 gold bars the tree possessed, and then proceeded to burn down the tree with a box of matches, perventing others from returning for a second gold growing. Since gold grows on Trees and is not a mineral, it would take rare gold seeds to replenish the source years later. When Sum tried to cash in his effort, he was shcoked to find that Mongolia has just be taken off the gold standard. Now holding useless bars of tree metal, Sum Yung-mahn was a poor broken man. He lated invented Buddism.
The Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845 was such a useless and pointless war.
by Storytelling Sam January 16, 2006
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Monelle

A pretty girl, has light brown hair and big boobs. Usually bi curious and kinky in bed. She will go for any guy or girl that will look at her.
Your such a Monelle.
by Bi curious girl September 26, 2010
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power monger

Similiar to whoemonger, however, instead of an attraction to prostitues the word describes a person who enjoys being surrounded by power, attention and self-imposed importance. They always strive for more attention and influence.
Person A: I'm not really sure who I want to vote for. I think Hillary Clinton is qualified to be the President, but I just don't like her.

Person B: Yeah, maybe she is qualified but she's a certified power monger. Power mongers never win.
by AcademyKP03 June 24, 2010
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