mineta monday

Eat a grape monday

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.

"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"

by Wookie4u January 8, 2010

Dirty monday

Dirty monday is going on the sesh with the boys on Monday and sinking as many drinks as possible while having work the next day

Dirty monday got out of hand last week

by Lil.briggs May 28, 2020

Pirates Monday

Going for what sounds like a nice quiet dinner at Pirates Steakhouse in Diep River, with such amazing company as Ryan and Ricky Fourie, Gareth and GF, Tanzyn, Lisa and Chris, when Ryan out of no where claims he had an Ex girlfriend in New Zealand by the name of Ahora, and all hell breaking loose from there onwards. Including facebook status hacking, homo erotic insults, midget/modget abuse, neighbouring table annoyance to mention but a few of the fun unplanned activities.

I laughed so hard i shat blood, but it still doesnt beat that one Pirates Monday

by ultrachris2000 September 29, 2010

Messy Monday

A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.

It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.

todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"

darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"

by twigtwigtwig July 28, 2009

minge monday

a certain day of the week that you are allowed to chase rat and succeed.

@ ah man im gonna get so much pussy on minge monday'

by mikey'mingemonday' c February 1, 2009

T-Monday

The day in spring when all of the girls shed their winter layers and let all of their assets show. Can be any day of the week, not necessarily Monday.

T-Monday is the day every guy looks forward to.

dude1: omg! look at the funbags on that one!
dude2: dude theyre the size of my head! T-Monday is offically here
dude1: SHIBBY!!

by PRICECHECK January 12, 2009