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Mooch

This can be defined in many ways. One of those being a person that steals your kill. That is the most basic, but there is also a person that comes in after a battle and pumps about one round of SMG into you and you die. Another definition of mooch is a person that takes all of your answers and somehow ends up getting a better grade than you.

Mooch:n:The biggest noob that every one hates and needs to learn to play a game as a legit person or just get your ass off of the game.
"You goddamn mooch!!!! I shot you like ten thousand times!!"
"Uh oh here comes _______ hes gonna kill you with the ultimate noob combo"
"I swear if you mooch this kill I wil rape your ass so hard that you will never return to this game again!"
by spence aka. LiveBlue93 December 2, 2007
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The system and or establishment of a highly theorized cock mooching, and or sucking of the male genatalia.
"Wow guys Drew set up the highest form of moochocrousy when he placed his luscious lips around my rock hard veiny joy stick of a cokatalia."
by Cecil Williams December 29, 2007
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Mooch

The Biggest Goon Alive, This person is also Raw as a MuthaFxcka
Mooch is Raw
by MoochisRaw January 24, 2011
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Mooch

Quite possibly the best gamer that ever lived.
Person A: So I played against Mooch last night.

Person B: Oh yeah? How'd that go?

Person A: Well, you know, it's Mooch. So I stood no chance.
by KGB4EV3R July 15, 2011
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a guy who goes to your wedding and doesn't give you a gift and/or a guy who keeps all the money from an NCAA pool
That mooch screwed me out of a wedding gift
by g money August 8, 2003
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My friend came over today and he Mathew Cullened all my food! What a Mooch.
by Scott & Justin January 12, 2009
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mooch

A coach who is essentially worthless to a young, inexperienced team. On the other hand he might adequately take an experienced team to the play-offs; however only if he stays out of the way and doesn't force his limp wristed offense down their throats.
by XlgRev October 18, 2007
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