mongolian lolipop

a little asian man with a piece of chicken balanced on his head

"Dude, Wing Ting Lan is a total mongolian lolipop!"

by Sally Kreuger November 3, 2006

Mongo

Derogatory. Someone who suffers from Down's Syndrome (trisomy 21). Derived from contraction of a now unused description: "Mongoloid features" referring to the bridgeless nose and epicanthic folds of certain far-eastern races.

Jesus man, Maccy D's have got a Jimmy no-stars working at the drive thru' and he's a fuckin' mongo.

by Gezza T April 20, 2003

mongo

Mongo as in "humongous". Used to describe something extremely large or important.

I have a mongo test tomorrow.

by Manda February 9, 2005

Modge podge

When a guy cums on your face and then throws bills at your face so they stick.

Adam and I were banging last night and asked if he could modge podge me. I said only if it’s with hundreds.

by Marie-Lynn April 2, 2019

Mongo

In skateboarding, pushing the skateboard with your front foot. If you're normal, you use your left foot, and vice versa for goofy.

The poser skated mongo.

by falc0n November 12, 2003

MONGO

The name given to someone who cannot seperate real life from the online. A MONGO typically harasses people, acts like an asshole, makes frivolous threats and pesters honest contributers online.

MONGOs also get very aggressive when their faults are pointed out.

''Dude, stop being an asshole. We don't need you to act like a MONGO and block the guy. He only said "hi".''

by I'mTehKettle September 8, 2008

Mongolian Yak Crap

Have sexual intercourse with a woman until she's just about to climax. Pull out, and defacate vigorously on her and her sheets. Get off the bed and flip the mattress over with her underneath it, then jump back on top, bellowing loudly until you finish. Leave her to clean the room.

Works best following a greasy meal. Do not attempt in own residence.

After all that beer, rum, sausage, ice cream, and lobster, banging that ugly chick was a Mongolian Yak Crap waiting to happen.

by K. Khan January 30, 2009