Mitt

Mitt is when female pubic hair is growing out of control.

I was going to go down on Sally, but her Mitt was out of control, I could not see what I would have been licking. Not Good!

Look at the bulge in Penelope's bikini. She must have a Mitt!

Man, she had a 70's Mitt!, She has to shave that shit!

by Robert June 16, 2006

Mitt Romney Money

One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.

Look dat new lex he be drivin. He must got dat Mitt Romney Money.

by TheQuietStormRVA November 29, 2012

Mittconception

What happens to a woman after her health insurer is allowed to terminate her contraception choices under Romney's direction.

"Jen's birth control pills got slashed from her healthcare because of religious and budget issues."

"What's she gonna do?"

"Try to not have a Mittconception."

by docsterx July 23, 2012

Mitt Romney

To adjust one's Nut Sack

"Dude, I'm about to pull a Mitt Romney, Is anyone looking?"

"Naw, you're good"

by Naddy Date October 12, 2012

Michigan Mud Mitt

A wiping technique. Wrapping toilet paper around one's hand so that one can fully clean one's "area" without getting "matter" on one's hand.

Dave and Maggie went out for Mexican. Dave had a salad, so he was OK, but Maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a Michigan Mud Mitt to properly clean herself.

by Diana March 9, 2005

mitt

{verb}: The involuntary groaning sound made when squeezing out a turd whilst constipated.

A mitt both is an onomatopaea and a shortened version of emmitting.

"what's that sound coming from the toilet? it sounds like miiiiiiittttt?"

"oh, that's just johnny mitt-ing a turd out, he ate too much spinach yesterday"

by EvilQueenofHardTechno August 29, 2012

the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

by roller May 29, 2005