mitten sucker

Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.
"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."
by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016
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The Mittens

the ultimately almighty God, who is leader of all good luck. worshipped by all loved ones. The greatest thing in life.
"We need to ask The Mittens, he can help us."
by 1TheCheeseMakerLover November 06, 2017
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red mitten

when you fist someone do hard they bleed or, when you fist someone on their period😝
John: I had gay sex last night and walked out w a red mitten.
Jordan: ik, I was there.

ORRRR

Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”

brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.
by GAYYYYYY69 April 20, 2022
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When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")
"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."
by ndwoods January 16, 2024
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Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists
That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.
by xanadude313 August 20, 2019
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Sid Mitten

a man who is sexy on the next level. when you see this man you will literally feel your body combust all over.
god youre so sid mitten right now.
by GanjGoblin November 29, 2024
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Dick mittens

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off
Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please
by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023
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