Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.

There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.

Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites

4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six

Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months

Person 2: What have you been upto?

Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!

by uber monger November 17, 2009

data mining

In online poker, to observe tables with the intention of collecting information on how other players play in the form of hand histories.

At one time it was argued that this is data collection rather than 'mining' per se but the term appears to have become accepted terminology in online poker circles.

Am I a huge online poker underdog without data mining? (Two Plus Two forums)

by pokerguy July 24, 2006

minging

ugly,horrible, disgusting

that cat cak is minging

by anonymous September 15, 2002

mincin'

something to replace eating, means chilling and/or scoffing

joan: wot u up to nigel?
nigel: yo joan im just mincin' with the squirrel master

by 5 willion January 6, 2004

Minging

To be a Minge,

To bend or twist the rules in a way that the guy in charge(Usually a g-mod server owner) won't allow and promptly ban you for.

"Nah you said that I can't be IN the house for 15 minutes, so technically I didn't Mic spam in the house."
"Stop fucking Minging. You standing outside the window and mic spamming is the same thing"

by TellmeNinetails June 27, 2019

Midgin

Midgin' is a feeling like when your buzzin after drinking alcohol. It happens when you have had enough alcohol to get a midget drunk, which in comparison is a relatively small amount of alcohol.

I just did a beer bong with a midget. He's drunk, i feel midgin.

by bptornado July 10, 2011

Mining Simulator

A game where you get fucking scammed all over and you mine blocks with a tool that you magically pull right out of your ass

I mine blocks all day in Mining Simulator because my life is no existent.

by AGStudiosYT November 18, 2018