Mastr

Yay you found a way to spell master one letter shorter

You really are a mastr at this.

by How many usernames are taken July 4, 2023

mattress stealer

a girl who sleeps with sooo many guys tht she in theory steals there mattresses

omg angela totally is joey's mattress stealer

by blahblahblah554 March 27, 2010

mastrait

1) To flagellate ones genitals 2) to masturbate in a rape like fashion 3) to attack ones own penis/vigina in a personal act of selflove; also spelled Mastrate in certain circles

originated in a PowerQuee song titled: Beatin it Off in a Darken Room

that N-Word Jim nearly lost his dong mastraiting under the pull out couch; Joey's a heavy Mastraitor when ever his sister comes into town; in my coven we mastrait to PowerQuee Lyrics while Jeff the high exalted one shoots his load over us like in that movie: American Pie Naked Mile; that gutter tripe Liz was arrested for public mastraition in the park last week!

by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010

mattress flipper

a bi-sexual biatch. Loves a stiff cock, but occasionally enjoys dining on the odd bearded clam.

"don't hook up with that toothless cock gobbler, I heard she's a mattress flipper"

by Jeff Russon January 8, 2005

Ass Mattress

Used to describe a person when "Asshole" just isnt enough

Jhonny: Fuck you
Peter: well fuck your mom!
Jhonny: Well you're an Ass Mattress

by EvetscipE February 14, 2010

Mastration

that sweaty odor released from the palm of men's hands when browsing porn.

He rifled through the many porn pages with the thick fragrance of mastration filling the air, it would not be long before his boss caught a whiff of it.

by snuffboxfilms June 29, 2007

Mattress Move

A move which a distressed man will perform while trying to fall asleep with a snoring partner. Generally persists of a firm but gentle shoving from the edge of the mattress to the floor by way of the legs. Usually results in heated argument.

MAN 1: "My wife was snoring like crazy last night. I had to pull a mattress move on her just to get some sleep. She ended up falling right off the bed."
MAN 2: "I bet the fight after was nasty....."

by laxislife19 December 18, 2008