mangled

to become soo drunk you piss your own pants, and hook up with your best mates mum

guy#1 Man what the fuck happened last night
guy#2yeah you puked in my dishwasher and my mum wants ur phone number.
guy#1 yeah i was mangled sorry.

by VBdrinkingBoganSonofaBithch October 1, 2008

mange

Japanese slang for female pubic hair.

She had so much mange, you couldn't find her manko.

by Mankosaurus April 20, 2008

Mangleat

mangleat mang-l-eat n. a form of processed meat products such as hot dogs, sausage, chorizo or spam.

I'm in the mood for same mangleat. Honey, could you pick up some mangleats for the barbeque tonight?

by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) December 24, 2008

Mangleish

Anyone who tries to speaks the English Language while visiting from a foreign country with almost disasterous results.

Someone was asking me where the nearest restaurant was, but I couldn't understand them because they were speaking Mangleish.

by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009

mangled anus

When your ass has been destroyed and ripped apart by mexican food or Indian Food. The most common way to catch the " Mangled anus-itis" Is eating a ghost pepper , but with your ass hole.

Mexican Bartender : " Wooooaaahhh Essssaaayyy !!!! DID you go Loco and shit yo pants ?"
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " No Sir... My ass has been Mangled..
Mexican Bartender : " I shall call it the...

Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Mangled.."
Mexican Bartender : " Anus.."
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Itis ! I mean that's what every disease ends with ! "

by Doctor Fucktard Beenjamin November 13, 2014

mangley

Hairy ass woman; Hairs on the legs that look like pubes

She is one of those Mangleys. Damn did you see the Mangleys on her!! Her legs were a damn forrest of Mangleys. You’d have to get some long ass hedge trimmers to take care of those mangleys!

by #mangley4life October 2, 2020

Mangelo

a friend,usually rather odd. enjoys making faces on plastic forks and mango madness snapples.

Mangelo walked to the store and bought a snapple.

by MANGELO and TANGELO October 20, 2008