nuclear mushroom

A penis that is of average to shorter length but has a HUGH head thus resembling a mushroom.

"It wasn't long but that nuclear mushroom popping in and out of my pussy gave me an explosive orgasm"

by firefyghter3 February 19, 2009

Mushroom tornado

Female is the vortex and 3-5 men circle around her face, slapping it with their large mushroom tips.

Yo, I need 3 boys do to a mushroom tornado with me on Becky here.

by Autismothegreat December 22, 2019

Mushroom Man

A man who has a wholesome and healthy interest in fungi.

"Have you seen the Mushroom Man? He is really cool, and I met him at church"

by Good christian boy January 31, 2023

touching mushrooms

When two men are having sex and at the point of climax put the penisses together and ejaculate into each other's urethra's

Hey jack want to try something new in bed? Yeah what about touching mushrooms?

by Jigglydick September 13, 2019

Southern Mushrooms

That sweet smell having sex with a redneck girl

Damn that bitch was like rolling in southern mushrooms.

by Kat Fitch April 14, 2022

Alley Mushroom

A bum, a homeless person. Someone that smells awful and dwells in alleys.

"Yo, did you see that Wall Street cat tell that alley mushroom to get a job, right before stabbing him multiple times?!"

by TheyWereAllDead November 03, 2019

mushroom gorge

The space between a bump in the shirt and an erection.

Did you see that guys mushroom gorge posted all over Instagram?

by -_- April 01, 2015