monk room

Long-term hotel room rental for single individual on a budget.

(seen in a craigslist ad by a local hotel): "Monk room $500.00 available June 1st. Small room with attached bathroom. Furnished. All utilities included. Complimentary local phone & cable. Flexible lease - month to month"

by Bob Stein June 20, 2007

monke man

I am monke man return to monke

Its monke man

by monke man February 15, 2021

Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021

Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"

What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Wise monke

The wise monke is smart he know good from bad

Oh wise monke how will life be?
It will be great.

by Bitchpeniscumanal January 4, 2021

monke Regret

Regret.

monke regret wife gone

by Monke good June 14, 2021

Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.

Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke

by microsoftman November 9, 2020