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umpa lumpa

A short, most of the time orange, person that works at a chocolate factory. Can somtimes be very large and annoying, every once in a while will break out into phunky phresh beats giving puzzles and detailing the rights and wrongs of working at a chocolate factory.
Also a nickname for a short chubby kid wearing an orange shirt
"man did u see C.J. he looks like a total Oompa Loompa wearing that orange shirt"
"nah man an Oompa Loompa breaks out into funky fresh beats sometimes 2"
" ya man he beatboxes 2"
"whoa C.J. must be an umpa Lumpa then"
by Zak Persi June 16, 2008
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lumpy jumper

Royal Air Force slang for a female, due to their mammory glands and the tight-fitting issue sweaters.
What's the new supply officer like?
Not too bad, for a lumpy jumper.
by fubarderby June 13, 2004
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lumped

I started to dump her after dinner but she started rubbing my thigh, so instead I said it mid-coitus. I think it was her first time getting lumped...
by thehendrizzleshow June 5, 2015
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Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich

A plumpa Lumpa is a fat short girl who usually dresses in orange. A Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich is when a fat short girl dressed in orange squirts onto some bread and u use her fluid to eat eat a sandwich as if it were mayo.
I was hungry so i made alessia make me a Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich
by Adamthesaladtosser June 10, 2009
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lumpy rug

When a man is fucking a girl, he pulls out and cums all up in her pubic hair. Then the man rubs it in and makes her leave it there. When it dries and hardens, the bitch now has a lumpy rug.
"I started to go down on this hoe, but when I tried to run my fingers through her pubes, she had the nastiest lumpy rug!"
by Tara Anderson May 17, 2006
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lump of brown smell

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thing that goes in the toilet and isn't pee. Usually comes out of your bum. If it doesn't your hopefully got the wrong thing. If you don't you should really see a doctor.
That lump of brown smell is stinking up the house! Take it outside! It shouldn't be sitting there on teh dinner table like that!
by anonymous September 29, 2003
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lump

Widely known in casino culture as a craps dealer who simply does not belong on the game, either due to a lack of skill, knowledge or personality.
The craps crew is going out for a Jager-bomb buffet after work and not inviting the lump.
by J. Lebowski January 19, 2010
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