longerness

The longertude of something.

It only feels longer if you're not doing anything so that offsets the longerness of your payrate.

by whoamomma November 4, 2010

Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

Losner

a mixture of a loser and a loner

"Get a life you losner"

by Imakilya BIzhasniga September 17, 2015

Losner

a mixture of a loser and a loner

"Get a life you losner"

by Imakilya BIzhasniga September 17, 2015

Lonerd

Noun: someone who constantly makes pop culture references that no one else gets, making them feel lonely in their nerdiness.
Verb: when you make a pop culture reference that no one understands, or a reference to people who don't understand it, making you feel lonely in your nerdiness.

“I couldn’t stop myself from lonerding when the new girl told us her name was Scarlett.”
“Yeah, but saying ‘Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn’, isn’t the best way to make her feel welcome.”
“...but the refere-”
“No.”

by ameliaevansuris May 1, 2018

loner

A woman who has a lady boner.

I was looking at Reid's beard and it gave me a loner.

by Bowshalf February 20, 2018

lonerness

The state of being a loner

After my only friend left me, I pushed to break out of my lonerness

by Johny_ February 25, 2018