conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

Frosted Lobster

Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.

Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.

by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013

red lobster

RED LOBSTER IS A Man WITH MAFIA CONNECTIONS AND RICH UNCLES HE IS ALSO A POTUS (useless piece of fucking shit)

he is a red lobster
oh he is that rich?!!

by mein leben February 8, 2017

spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

by rayzaroni September 3, 2022

Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 20, 2019

Lobster magma

When you dip the end of your penis into a a cub of used crab or lobster butter after eating at a sea food restaurant, you then let the butter harden on the top of your penis and then masturbate and shoot the capped off penis butter and seamen into your partners mouth showing them a whole new dimension of flavor!

Bro that crazy girl Becca let me give her some lobster magma after we went to red lobster for date night!

by Vlex614 November 7, 2023