Leather Sniffer

Someone who aspires to be a police officer or fantasizes about being one and who will go to great lengths to make others think they are an officer despite not actually being one.

"These security guards are a bunch of leather sniffers that will never graduate the academy"

by Berdoky May 07, 2020

Smashing Leather

Sex.

Bro1: DUDE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING LEATHER TONIGHT, BRUH!

Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam

by The Golbez May 23, 2018

Leather mouth

A boot licker; someone intrinsically drawn to defend someone's sordidly twisted actions. Applicable to those a bit too fond of the cops.

"See how hard he's trying to justify this cop's murder of a black kid? What a leather mouth."

by Dodgemaster June 22, 2021

Leather Party

A party thrown by people in the leather community to have kinky or fetish sex.

I got a invite to a leather party but I don't know if I'm ready I'm into that...

by G. Chaos September 21, 2024

slappin leather

When an individual is sitting on a leather couch and farts so hard that the air ejecting from the butthole makes a noise that sounds as if the fart is physically "slappin" the leather.

Man, I drank so much beer last night I've been slappin leather all morning.

by hightop071086 January 31, 2011

Tore Leather

To become very excited, partially sexually, as in

"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)

At the arrival of the choirboys the Cardinal tore leather

by GuttandTag March 13, 2019

Leather Jinky

A synonym for someone you aspire to be

Bro,Bill Gates is definitely my Leather Jinky.

by McCrackdaddy November 01, 2020