laser tag

is when you meet up in a laser tag place in the dead of night to have hott sex

We are gunna have some hott laser tag sex.

by maddie ray April 8, 2007

lusers

People who haven't a clue and use computers.

99.99% of all Windows users are lusers, why would they otherwise put up with such a substandard system if they didn't know better?

by Mark July 31, 2003

Lasering

A very hand-off approach to owning a business. You never lift, touch, look at or even be in the same room with any equipment involved with the business, but you are the owner. When you're not even 100% sure how to do simple tasks regarding operations of the business....but hey.... you own it.

Customer: Hi, I would like to rent a bounce house from you company.
Laserer: Bounce house?? OOHHH, right, yeah we have those.
Customer: Ok, how long would it take to set the bouncy house up?
Laserer: Ummmm, I'm not sure. I never set one up myself but I will ask one of my empployees.
Customer: Why are you Lasering your company?

by Ken Styles August 11, 2013

fort lauderdale curtain rod

When someone shits in a condom and freezes it.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.

She likes the Fort Lauderdale Curtain Rod

by KDREV August 1, 2017

lasers

a combination of laters and a loser

'i dont understand what you are saying'
'lasers'

by queen jobo May 2, 2005

luserbuffon

A Buffon in an advanced stage of affliction.

Barry you raving luserbuffon!

by Martin Dawson April 1, 2003

-laser-

The uber state of ownage you don't get higher than this.

DAMN!That guys so -laser-!

by Domzors July 19, 2009