Larssia

Most beautiful girl in the world

Ow My God larssia is a beauty queen👸🏻. She’s the most beautiful girl in the world

by Unknownser42 July 10, 2019

laskiewicz

The best it can get. A really good family not including the youngest sister. The dog is the best part and the brother is the second best part.

Hi Laskiewicz family

by hfkehkiikdcicduhud November 14, 2020

lasindu

lasindu is a very hot man he is super nice and he has lots of respect for the oliers as no one should

god lasindu is so smart and hot

by ehdhd April 20, 2022

Lasping

Lasping is an emotional reaction to hearing a really repulsively rude joke, to the point where you gasp out loud with laughter. In disbelief somebody could think up something so sickening, inhumane, brutal or down right fucked up.

Guy 1 "Hey man, wanna hear a joke"

Guy 2 "sure thing mate"
Guy 1 "what's the difference between Jews and a pizza"
Guy 2 "what"

Guy 1 "the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"
Guy 2 "gasps with shock and the slightest bit of laughter"
Guy 2 "fuck that was dark dude, had me lasping"

by Trippyhippystuff April 20, 2022

j’lasia

A girl in my class that judges everybody for their shoes. She is mean, don’t even think about trying to be her friend or date her, unless you have Jordan’s.

Dang, I got a note today. It says “Where’d you get your shoes? They’re so ugly!”, I guess a J’lasia wrote it.

by imjustawolf November 20, 2017

Alabama Lasik Surgery

Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.

Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"

by Cave man101 December 12, 2019

lass

The leftover lint from your boxers, briefs, or thongs that remain at the top of your ass crack. It is a small clump of various colors depending on the colored underwear.You know it will always be there when you take your underwear off. Higher quality underwear such as silk proves to have minimal lass effects opposed to the standard cotton underwear which is a nasty mofo. In worse cenarios if the shower does not clean it out, you may have to use your own finger to fish it out.

"My lass today was red, orange, and blue!"
"You know your day is going to suck when you have to pick your morning lass out yourself."

by victorino January 13, 2008