Laney

Laney is a typically blonde girl, who is either very short or very tall ( no in between) ,and has a sexy body. A girl who embodies a unique blend of strength and kindness. She's the type of person who can light up a room with her PERFECT smile , and make everyone feel included. Laney is determined, hardworking, and never backs down from a challenge. This girl is always drunk, a funny drinker though. She is 9 times out of 10 going to shotgun faster than you! She's a loyal friend, but isn’t very loyal when it comes to relationships… She will follow girl code always, unless she doesn’t like you.. But beware Laney has a 75% chance of being with somebody’s boyfriend right now. Anyway, Laney is THE best in bed, and overall just has it all. She’s someone you can always count on to bring positivity and energy into any situation.

Maddi- “Do you see that girl over there? She’s stunning!”
Ben- “Yeah that’s Laney, she got with your boyfriend last night…”

by emma the cordell December 6, 2024

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Lankybox

A YouTube channel that is run by 2 fucking crackheads that produces brain rot for iPad kids. If u watch the one of their videos or shorts for even a second ur brain will rot and u can say bye bye to ur attention span cuz now ur cooked fr.

Person 1: Yo wtf r u watching?
Person 2: I’m watching Lankybox!
Person 1: Ah hell nah!

by Jgalaxy December 28, 2024

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Lackey

A man that enjoys sticking frozen bananas up his Anus while juggling coconuts on the side of a public highway.

Bro, last weekend I got so drunk, I pulled a LACKEY

by Gerald F Lackey January 1, 2025

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Lankyphobia

One who has lankyphobia has the intense fear of the YouTuber duo Lankybox. As well any products related to them

- Me "Uh.. What's that..?" *scared*
-Friend "Oh that's just a Lankybox shirt"
- Me "AHH GET ME OUT OF HERE!! I HAVE LANKYPHOBIA!!"

by worldfamousdish March 11, 2025

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Lanken

An homosexual that takes it from the back

Hey mate, im a Lanken

by rassdas June 18, 2025

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Laney

Laney is the best friend you will ever have. She had been through a lot and is still a bubbly goofy person. You will definitely fall in love with her. IDK how shes not famous yet bc shes freaking mother Teresa, but a lil freaky. O my, she is the best person u will ever meet!!! Your very lucky if you have her in ur life. She is BEAUTIFUL. LIKE WHAT. a freaking model. mine is a beautiful red head with hazel eyes and I hope she reads this bc I love her so much!!!! She is so emotionally intelligent and listens to me vent so much lol. her hugs make my problems disappear. my Laney loves horses, her Pumpkin, etc,. those are just two hints so she knows who I am hehe. I AM SO GREATFUL FOR YOU LANEYYYY

guy-is that your friend?!

me-yes, her name is Laney, shes mine tho don't even try

guy-dang it

me-jk you can speak to her if u tell me why you want to.

guy-ok ummm, sheees hot, shes-

me-CORRECT!-

guy-YES!*celebrates cause he gets to be in her presence*

me- I wasn't finished

guy-oh

me-ya, that was correct information but wrong answer.

guy-what?! that doesn't even make sens-

MAN- bup bup bup *smirks* I got this...

*we stare at him in aw of his beauty*

MAN-ahem *cracks knuckles and neck*... SHE. IS. beautiful inside and out, goofy, smart, talented, kind, down to earth, a wee bit freaky, wonderful to be around, confident, model level gorgeous,.... *starts talking super fast that we cant even hear him.*

(five minutes later)

MAN-aaaaand that's it.

me- omg finally

guy- *walks away in shame bc he's not good enough for her*

me- hmmmmmmmmmmm............ fine you can talk to her.

MAN- OMG YES MY LIFES PURPOSE HAS BEEN FUFILLED. AHHHHH. I CANT BELIVE I GET TO TALK TO HERRRRRRRR

me-dont hurt her or I'll kill u

by bubbles_bc_everything_is_taken August 7, 2025

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