land grab 

When you invade another country and take over... keeping their resources and obviously... land... for yourself.

This is what Israel DID NOT do considering that Israeli land was bought for England completely legally.

land grab by Alex August 7, 2004

land shark 

The act of leaving a land shark:

Dropping toilet paper pre-duke (the land) and laying down a nice big steamer on top (the shark). A turd casually sunning itself on a TP island waiting for an unsuspecting victim to smell its wrath. An act designed to avoid ass-splash whilst doing your duty and to punish those who follow.

"Man, I went in that gas station bathroom and someone dropped a huge land shark." (ie..find another rest room to rest your toosh 'cuz that bathroom smells like butthole content.)

land shark by MISHELLLIOhohoho September 18, 2012

Land party 

A computer party where people bring their own computer and moniter and link them up to play war games. Land parties usually involve lots of caffeine (and snacks) to be able to stay up all night. It usually ends up being a sleepover.

My older brother and his friends like to geek it out to the max and have a Land party while my parents are outta town.

Land party by MarnieMichelle August 28, 2007

land barracuda 

A nasty, ugly, and usually old thing who hangs out in bars (especially gay bars) ready to pounce on hot, young patrons. As merciless & fast in their approach as real barracudas are in their feeding.

See that land barracuda over there? Stay away.

land barracuda by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

Land O'Lakes 

Background: Greasy butter from U of D

Definition: When going down on a girl, pull a stick of butter out of pocket (or some other hiding place). Next, shove the stick of butter in the vaginal cavity. Upon insertion, yell "Land O'Lakes bitch," and promoptly prop your foot over the vaginal cavity while holding the girl's two legs. Continue to hold until the butter is completely melted.

"Yo dude, last night was so crazy. I got so drunk, and I think I gave that wench Doris a Land O'Lakes."

Land O'Lakes by Bren Donohue December 13, 2004

land shark 

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

land shark by jeff March 17, 2005

land squid 

A used condom or used condoms tossed on the floor out of sheer laziness due to the toilet or even the nearest trashcan being too far away.

Tyler's room was strewn with land squid after his sex marathon with Marla.

land squid by Sex Defender January 25, 2010