Dwarf Labor

Kidnapping midgets and forcing them to remove your dingleberrys daily, and making them throw water baloons filled with poop at old people in a retirement home

midget: i hate dwarf labor

Dave: shut up chuck and remove these dingleberrys from my ass!

by autistic golf ball December 17, 2010

Bureau of Labor Statistics

(US GOVERNMENT) bureau within the federal government of the United States; part of the Department of Labor. Measures unemployment, hours worked, hourly wages, inflation, productivity, and so on.

The Department of Labor was created as a result of the NLRA (1935), which gave workers the right to organize.

Yesterday the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) published its monthly report of hours worked. This revealed that, while employees are working more hours, unemployment has not declined and wages continue to decline.

by Abu Yahya July 15, 2010

Labfoot

Chemistry term; taken from the first part of "labatory" and the only existing part in "foot". The term labfoot refers to the sore feet experienced by Chemists after hours, days, sometimes even weeks of heavy experimental work in the lab.

"I-ee cannoth geth up. Mine legs won't work. Is dis the enth of my nuclear bomb making days?" says Einstein.
"Don't get yer knickers in a twist. Its just a case of severe labfoot. Einstein." says smarter then Einstein Chemist.

by Boooooooooo June 30, 2004

labeouf

Verb. To copy and paste someone else's online comments as your own. A type of plagiarism.

--ing, --ed

I'm too busy to write a sincere apology, so I'll just labeouf one from the Internet.

He couldn't come up with a clever response of his own, so he just labeoufed one from Yahoo Answers.

by Strunkazoid January 11, 2014

labious

Possessing a copious labial surface area, minora and/or majora.

"How was that girl last night?"
"Fuck bro, dat pussy was mad labious."
"That's kinda hot man. I love Arby's."

by VulvasForDays April 11, 2016

Laaron

Laaron is a type of love between two males who are deeply in love. Resembling the term “Gay”. But Laaron brings the relationship deeper. If you know what I mean.

“That Gay relashonship resembles Laaron”

by Mcdmmscmcz October 8, 2018

labosnakties

labosnakties is a lithuanian tiktoker with over 1.1k followers she posts content such as telling stories, posting the most random videos. If you're lithuanian and like seeing the most random, funny videos labosnakties is the best account for you.

Person 1: Wait who's that?
Person:2 Haven't you heard about labosnakties?

by triedaliukassudeliukas July 8, 2021