crack knocker

a person that knocks on your door and asks for crack

"knock knock"
"whos there"
"the crack knocker"
"ohh come right in"

by J_a_stunna September 29, 2006

root knocker

Slang term used by emergency services personnel (esp. in the southern U.S.) used to describe a particulary violent vehicular collision, typically with horrendous injuries &/or fatalities.

EMT #1: Last night's root knocker had two pinned in one car and a crispy critter in the other; we had to use the Jaws of Life to pry their drunk asses out. We cut Sir Crispie out later.

EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.

by ET_Bill March 18, 2010

Sloppy Knockers

The sweet sweet mounds of bang baby at a luau. Characterized by dirty snoose, and steazy bros. Also, accented by eccentric names, involving T's L's and X's.

Chick: WTF?

T(vowel)X(vowel)L: Oh lord! My sloppy knockers are a jingling and a-jangling.

by Arroni January 22, 2010

hop knocker

A BITCH ASS NIGER

karli: "heh you hop knocker?!"
renee: "heh i'm not a bloody bitch ass niger?!?!!?!?!?"

by biology bitch April 15, 2017

Fart knocker

when your having sex and air somehow gets trapped between you and your partners chest area, causing a farting sound. thus, fart knockers.

what the hell was that noise?

don't be alarmed, those were just my fart knockers

by alci hall November 18, 2009

Knocker

So basically knockers are the kinda homie who don’t doorframe shit you need a knocker because that nibba remembers his own birth yeah some knockers have a photographic memory but some became a knocker over time anyway a knocker will remember the exact day minute and second your girl was born for you so you can give that gift at the perfect time also a knocker is always looking out for a homie like a knocker will always use his knocker abilities to help you blessed

This knocker rememberd how ww2 happened exactly even tho he wasn’t there knockers remember everything I tell you

by Pikapac22 December 7, 2018

Whore knocker

A woman who provides regular sexual favours for many people. Money need not change hands to be considered one.

My mate was on his way home and a big set of blue balls on him. So he dropped into see the local whore knocker for a servicing.

by thecount11 June 2, 2015