Kristijan, a.k.a Krist

Beautifulest boy. Bunch of hoes. Hair lookin fresh all.the.time. Has nice rings. KUKU$. Klizi lik po mahali. Nice guy.

Where is Kristijan, a.k.a Krist?

Eno ga jede govna sa Đoletom.

Classic Krist. haha Nice guy

Kristijan, a.k.a Krist by youalreadyknow273 November 22, 2021

kristanah 

a beautiful girl that belongs with Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, louis Partridge and Timothée Chalamet <3

*rando* " hey whats your name?"
*you* "oh hey im kristanah"
*rando* "oh so youre a beautiful girl that belongs with Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, louis Partridge and Timothée Chalamet!"

kristanah by your mom is a milf<3 December 13, 2021

Kristina 

A Kristina is a rare girl to find, legends say 1 in 500000 shiny Pokémon is a Kristina. She has a great personality and it’s great fun talking with her, if you do so there’s about a 98.45% chance that she and you will both smile and get flattered. Looks wise there’s nothing much more to ask for she has it all, one of her moves is called: smiling eyes it is a move that will put the biggest grin on your face for 20 seconds (+10s every time you think about her during the grin). Once you get to know her its nearly impossible to get her out of your head. Her special move is butterflies, it’s an always active ability that causes you to get warm and butterflies in your stomach. Kristinas are untradable and once you find one and take good care of her she is bound to stay.

Me: ur cute
Kristina: hehe panik >.<

Kristina by Bigmanspire October 29, 2022

Kristin 

A beautiful girl who is a bit shy & likes to wear puffy shirts.
Known for making killer strudels and sarcastic remarks.

"Damn that strudel was tasty"
"Must have been a Kristin strudel"

Kristin by Semaj Sar January 26, 2009

kristiansen

The reintardnated son of a drunk christian. Looks and intelligence of a tree stump. Walks with a lisp. Awake hours consist of farting, snorting, grunting and smelling underarm hair. Usually found passed out nude around camp fires.

That hooker had a real kristiansen of a son.

kristiansen by Smashed crab March 10, 2017

Kristin Davis 

A pretty cool chick, very alternative, artsy, into bands that no one has ever heard of before. Has a very unique humor that not too many people are able to lawl to. Carries around a lil black book to keep her tabs.

Chas: Hey you know that girl Kristin Davis?
Swindles: Yeah isnt that the really alternative girl?
Chas: Yeah!

Kristin Davis by Juan- Pablo May 1, 2010

Kristineing

The process of one-upping another or interrupting a conversation in which you are not involved to insert your experience to direct attention to oneself and look foolish.

Tom broke his leg the other day.

Kristine:” I was struck in the femur by a running dog and fractured my femur. The chiropractor confirmed it.”

Thank you for Kristineing me!

Kristineing by Linguistually_yours July 2, 2019