knowledge-whoring

Using the assertion of superior knowledge to derive status: The unworthy or corrupt use of one's knowledge for social gains.

"OMG! really? How could you not know how ignorant you are? Do you know how I know that your so ignorant? Because I knew that shit first! ya big ole' dummy!" - knowledge-whoring

by outlaw nips February 24, 2019

Schrödingers Knowledge

The theory that you know everything until you ask a question.

Someone with Schrödingers Knowledge would never have asked any questions and has the brain of a rock

Person 1 “jimmy is really weird, he never does anything or says anything.”
Person 2 “That’s because Jimmy has Schrödingers knowledge. He knows everything there is to know until he asks a question.”

by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021

Shitting knowledge

An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.

I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.

Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.

Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.

by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023

jailhouse knowledge

KNOWLEDGE RELATED TO LAW THAT SOMEBODY HAS ACQUIRED BY HAVING BEEN IN JAIL

HE HAD AN AMATEUR, JAILHOUSE KNOWLEDGE OF THE LAW AND HOW IT WORKED.

by SWEET GRANNY April 5, 2017

knowledge

Nothing is free, not even knowledge. Usually somebody who thinks knowledge should be free is a thief looking to make money off what somebody else knows.

When somebody tries to tell you knowledge is free, let them know it cost everybody else, including you.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

without knowledge in engineering

Building or constructing something without having thought it through comme du monde

If you try building something like an electric chair in your basement, without knowledge in engineering, just a friendly caveat : not only are you slicing the pineapple, the result may be Frankenstein

by Sexydimma August 18, 2017

textbook knowledge

Knowledge referring to any thing what so ever. Like any question that u ask would refer to a textbook.

Judges are not allowed to ask questions about textbook knowledge.

by Jonathan Eudes Du-Moullin May 12, 2019