Kevin

An absolutely amazing guy who can brighten anyone's day. He is kind, sweet, and gentle. He is a great football player and treats the other team fairly, most of the time. He is a wonderful kisser and also a total gentleman. He is completely loyal and would never treat

He overall is perfection and you are in good company when with him.

Wow. I wish I had a boyfriend like Kevin. He treats his girl the way a real man would.

by football_girlfriend April 13, 2015

kevin

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.

by derbyacademygirl February 4, 2008

Don't Pull a Kevin

To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.

The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".

by iWizardPro December 13, 2009

Kevin Durant

1. Nicknamed Durantula, Kevin Durant is arguably the 2nd best basketball player in the NBA currently and only 21 years old. It is believed he will be the chief rival to LeBron James in the future however he needs to put on some weight first as he currently stands 6'11 but weighs 130 pounds. He also has the wingspan of a giraffe and the personality of an 8 year old.

2. The reason the suicide rate in Portland, Oregon has more than tripled since June, 2007.

Brandon, "Hey man did you see Kevin Durant drop 45 the other night on the Sixers?"

Greg, "No, I was taking some pictures for my girlfriend."

by Joyner82 March 25, 2010

keville

to be a fucking boss.

dude, that shit you just did was so keville!

by dinkledick2k11 November 19, 2011

Kevin

Walking straight up to a girl, putting ur hand on her shoulder, and then immediately grabbing her crotch.

“Hey girl! Did I see that guy Kevin you?”
“Yea he did, he Kevined me. I’ve never met him before!”

“I got Kevined at the bar last night!”

by Kevining boy January 31, 2020

Kevin Kane

-The Drummer of powerspace
-Used to go on fbr_t but abandoned us
-A lovable character in our lives
-Makes good pancakes
-Also referred to as "kk"

person 1-Kevin Kane is the drummer of powerspace and he rocks so much
person 2-Lawl rly I hate kevin kane but he rocks sometimes

by ~~horny anon~~ December 30, 2008