When you're in the middle of typing a word, and hit a bunch of random letters and complicate everything, for everyone, ever.
Lars: "I competeley forgot the crew was eatomogot at moithshine next week!"
Jerry: "Oh no man, looks like you've got Keyboard Touretts"
Jerry: "Oh no man, looks like you've got Keyboard Touretts"
by Dj Larry Hoover September 5, 2014
Get the Keyboard Tourettsmug. A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.
Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.
James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.
Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete
James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.
Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete
by Ronsta January 30, 2021
Get the keyboard coachmug. slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"
by Raeofsunshine95 December 6, 2013
Get the keyboard slammingmug. A person who constantly posts bible quotes or talks about being religious and spews nothing bit hate.
by Losavic March 21, 2016
Get the Keyboard Christianmug. When one feels such high levels of excitement that they figuratively vomit words in capital and lowercase letters in random orders resembaling the word they mean to say
Person 1-Hey did you hear that new Drake song?
Person2- whAT FSJdDIsN DREaK
Person1-Dude no need to spew your keyboard trash all over the place calm down
Person2- whAT FSJdDIsN DREaK
Person1-Dude no need to spew your keyboard trash all over the place calm down
by Blaxtar August 2, 2016
Get the Keyboard Trashmug. Keyboard-Jihad has two explicit meanings:
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. I've gotta keyboard-jihad for a deadline after a week. My boss isn't leaving me in peace till I do it.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
by Calculusian November 5, 2017
Get the Keyboard-Jihadmug. Hey bitch i just got a mechanical keyboard. Here let me show you. CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! DUDE that shit is sooooo anoying. IK its a mechanical keyboard!!!!
by OKVBOKODS December 28, 2021
Get the Mechanical Keyboardmug.