Ketchup

I got the sos
no ketchap

just soss
ro soss

boomb boobm pauu

the twin go pa pa pa pa

skraah

boum

the red sodium bulk you cream over every single edible substance

How do you even use the word "ketchup" inside a sentence without making it look weird :<

by ShimYeong January 25, 2022

Ketchup Confidence

To have zero confidence in completing a social-situation related task yourself, but have no issues doing it for another person.

Example: @ Restaurant

You: Man I could use some ranch, but I don't wanna ask...

Also you: "Oh you didn't want pickles? Don't worry I'll tell the waiter, hold on"

*After the fact*

"Damn my ketchup confidence really kicked in there, huh"

by Grafixgg October 4, 2023

Spicy Ketchup

Barbecue sauce

As the little one dips her fries and what she thinks is ketchup she tries it and realizes that it's spicy so she calls it spicy ketchup

by Dezi November 4, 2023

Ass Ketchup

A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.

Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?

I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.

by BigBojo February 22, 2022

Open the ketchup

Getting ready, warming up, getting the blood (ketchup) flowing.

"Time to open the ketchup!

by Federally April 16, 2017

Ketchup Male

A Ketchup Male is a lone game dev who is fucking annoying but also likes ketchup. Doesn't eat burgers

Jason:no im not a yogurt male im a Ketchup Male
Daniel:fuck you fucking autist lone dev fucking kill yourself

by BibleMann June 7, 2022

Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.

Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”

by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021