The kind of karma that comes with being a slut:
You do your best friend's boyfriend, she finds out and keys your Porsche.
You pity-fuck the nerd from high school, and years later at the high school reunion he's hot and wants to marry you.
Basically, instead of "What you do will come back to bite you in the ass" is "Who you do will come back as an STD" for these unlucky (or lucky) bitches.
You do your best friend's boyfriend, she finds out and keys your Porsche.
You pity-fuck the nerd from high school, and years later at the high school reunion he's hot and wants to marry you.
Basically, instead of "What you do will come back to bite you in the ass" is "Who you do will come back as an STD" for these unlucky (or lucky) bitches.
Margo: "...and she didn't even have the modesty to cover up after I walked in on them, either. I mean, come on."
Chelsea: "She's a whore, Margo. Slut-karma will get her sooner rather than later."
Chelsea: "She's a whore, Margo. Slut-karma will get her sooner rather than later."
by BNILTIAC June 16, 2011
Karma Beam: A beam projected from the forehead, or a 3rd eye located somewhere on the body. The Karma Beam Is a trademark Techniqued performed by Buddhist monks who live on Mount Everest. The Karma Beam is a powerful attack of positive energy which can only be harnessed once you have achieved the zen.
by Afro2012254234 August 04, 2010
Karma is the best girlfriend you could ever ask for and i love her so much. if you say your gf is the best just know you're wrong since she's not karma
Person 1- dude my girlfriend is literally the best
Person 2- is she Karma🦖?
Person 1- no?
Person 2- sorry to tell you this but your gf isn't the best only karma is
Person 2- is she Karma🦖?
Person 1- no?
Person 2- sorry to tell you this but your gf isn't the best only karma is
by #Dino August 26, 2021
When a Mosquito (or another bump making insect) bites you on the face after you just made fun of someone elses acne.
Bethany:Eww look at that huge pimple on your face,you could signal batman..too bad your face will never be as smooth as mine!
Katie:Shut up! Bethany! your a douche!
Bethany:oww a mosquito!
Katie: ah ha! it hit ur face...thats ur karma pimple
Katie:Shut up! Bethany! your a douche!
Bethany:oww a mosquito!
Katie: ah ha! it hit ur face...thats ur karma pimple
by Sadeja isn't my name August 10, 2009
In a sexual encounter, where after one partner performs oral sex, he/she receives oral sex in return.
After I went down on Bob last night, he gave me oral to repay me for the awesome bj I gave him. It was totally karma sutra.
by SEBattleship November 17, 2010
A satanic cult that belittles anyone who is not in the cult and thinks they're above everyone else. They claim to be about peace and love but are really just a bunch of hobo looking junkies who just use drugs and drink excessively and are going no where in life. A bunch of haters.
by Datgirldatcreates December 16, 2016
An incorrect pronunciation of "Kama Sutra", ironically either by an Hindu person who can't pronounce English, or English person who can't spell Hindu.
Hey - you got laid by that girl you've always wanted? The karma sutra! I mean, the karma suits ya. I mean, you need a Kama Sutra!
by mossyrock April 27, 2015