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Cum Jumper

A sexy wet hunk of meat you can’t stop sucking. The wetter the better. Cum jumper is to jump and suck that good cum.
Jane: oh idk about this. It is quite new
Randle: FUCK ME I AM SO WET
Jane: Idk
Randle: Get on my dick
Jane: OK I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE LET’S FUCK
Randle: NOW CUM JUMPER ME UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jane begins to suck on Randle’s dick and bites hard and pulls it and then Randle humps
by The Dic-Thy-Nary December 13, 2019
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Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

Omg, did you see that? It’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.
by Chicken Jumper May 2, 2021
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Parachutist-less Cliff Jumper

An individual that believes what he or she hears without confirming any facts.
President Trump was able to manipulate his base with repeating a lie, his followers became devoted Parachutist-less Cliff Jumpers.
by Creativelingo January 21, 2021
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Conference Jumper

A person who attends conferences all year round. These conferences include personal growth, leadership training, corporate networking and trade shows. These people do not have actual jobs or do any work. They just post Instagram stories from their latest conference with the Black Eyed Peas, Let’s Get It Started song playing.
How does Scott attend all theses conferences without a real job? He must be a conference jumper.
by Glockerfied July 9, 2022
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woolly jumper

It is cold outside so I’m going to wear my woolly jumper.
by ICouldBeWrong December 18, 2022
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bush jumper

one who specialize`s in the art of jumping on/into bushes belonging to other people.
this art involves a lot of practice to get your posture just right as u soar through the air and can take many year or even an entire life time to perfectly master. it may also be added to the 2050 Olympic sports as a spanking new category which will be a great milestone for the profession. so go join the local bush jumper club in your area and have fun.
person1. hey joe, wanna go past old billies and crash his fern bush for a bit of bush jumper action?
person2. k
person3. k
by ode to gods bum December 7, 2020
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Puddle jumper

The derogatory word for a person of Trinidad decent
by That grey pole April 13, 2024
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