Jonathan

Sexy mother fucker who Will always catch a girl by the eye. Caring loving and always have the biggest penis's.

Jonathan
I'd like a jonathan

There so hot

by DateSexyThaiWomen February 27, 2016

Jonathan

Some loser who's bad at fortnite

That guy is such a Jonathan

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Johnathon

A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.

His parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.

by Johnathon S. February 21, 2009

Jonathan Wells

A classic alias used to give to some cops when they are trying to get your basic information. Originated in Manhattan Beach by the legendary doyner Jonathan Wells.

Cop: "Hey son what is your name?"
Bro: "Uhh...Jonathan Wells."
Cop: "You are a fucking retard."

by Jovis McGhee May 16, 2011

jonathan fernandez

A really amazing guy that can make a speechless poem for a girl. His girlfriend's name is Angeliz. He will do anything to make her day. He is a really funny boy. His favorite sport is soccer.He is a nerd but he is really cute. Every girl says that he is ugly but he is a real sweetheart. He is the best guy anyone can ask for.

Damn that got Jonathan Fernandez is looking so fine today.

No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.

by Secret Admire is Angeeliiz March 5, 2017

jonathot

A majestical creature who craves sexual activity with women and inanimate objects. As the name suggests, Jonathot is pretty much the "thot" version of Jonathan. While Jonathot is capable of localness and trustworthiness, you may want to give him confidence due to his lack of ability to flirt. He makes great boyfriend material, doing things such as warming your hands or giving you a warm hug when the breeze is cold, or when its raining and he'd give you an umbrella to share. Additionally, it is rumored that Jonathots are great in bed! Jonathots are the full package!

"Hey, Jonathot! Don't be sad buddy."

by JacksonTheDude April 11, 2018

Jonathan

Loving,caring person, likes to keep to themselves but they'll open up usually have brown/black hair with green or brown eyes. Love to play video games, able to make you laught during you're hardest time cutest laugh ever!! Don't ever let go of them worst mistake ever!!

His laugh is to die for!!

Must be a Jonathan! :)

by MalkkQueenn May 10, 2018