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Thomas Jefferson

One of the strangest, most difficult, and most awesome schools around. Much of the population consists of nerds, dorks, and wannabe preps; however, social lives exist. Contains geniuses as well as stupid people who cheat themselves into the school. Stereotypes are not always true and are often supported by the students themselves.
Freshmen flocked to the swimming pool on the third floor on the first day of school.

She cried all day after asian-failing calculus. The B+ on her report card woudl surely lower her GPA.
by hello January 14, 2007
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Thomas Jefferson

A great school filled with academically masochistic students. Offers many rigorous courses, such as Quantum Mechanics and Differential Equations. Includes a wealth of different students; yes, there are jocks and preps. Some of the most amazing teachers that exist teach there. Here are some common stereotypes about TJ:

1. They're all nerds.
There's nothing wrong with being a nerd. It just means that they'll end up being more successful than most people, that's all.

2. No one does drugs there.
Is that a bad thing?

3. Everyone's stuck-up.
And there aren't any of those people in your school? Obviously, there are some arrogant people, but most of the population is accepting and intelligent.

4. No one has a social life.
You don't go to the school.

5. You get like six hours of homework every day.
...only if you're a Junior.

6. Everyone's Asian.
Ok, so there are a lot of Asians in the school. Doesn't mean that people shun you just because you're in another ethnic group.

7. ...there's more, but I need to finish my French homework so I don't get screwed tomorrow.

Really, it gives you a good, solid foundation. Go there if you don't believe me.
1: Omg, liek every1s azn!!!!!!111111
2: Actually, most people are white, and Asians aren't to be feared. Unless you want them to be.

1: Thomas Jefferson sucks because you're all nerds.
2: Say that when I'm your boss fifteen years from now.
by vlyper September 16, 2008
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Jeffery

A romantic loose end that will negatively impact future relationships.

A social satellite that could re-enter your orbit as a dangerous asteroid at any moment.
So I was on a date, and that girl I had that awkward fling with was the bartender at the bar. She's such a Jeffery.
by RobbinsFilm March 10, 2015
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Jaff

To insert an object into the pee hole of the penis for sexual stimulation.
Jason jaffed himself with a pencil.
by Lovie S. February 18, 2008
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Jayferg

1)Originally used to describe one Australian individual named Joel, this word has been adapted and can be used to name anyone who is a party liaison.
2) the name given to whomever gets called upon on a friday/saturday afternoon and asked where people are gathering that evening.
"Call up Jayferg, he always knows where the party at."
by E-Lad June 29, 2009
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Jeffery Gains

American singer-songwriter and guitarist. Born in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, he was signed to the Chrysalis Records label in 1990 and released his debut album, Jeffrey Gaines, in 1992 (see 1992 in music).Gaines has toured with artists including Tracy Chapman, Sting, Shawn Colvin, Edwin McCain, The Bacon Brothers and Stevie Nicks. In addition to the Gabriel song Gaines' sets of original material occasionally include covers of songs by other artists as diverse as Elvis Costello, The Monkees, Traffic and Roberta Flack, and he continues to perform live, with several dates announced throughout 2009.He

remade A famous Edwin Mccain song "In Your eyes."
Jeffery Gains: "In Your eyes," Lyrics:
Love, I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I choose
I come back to the place you are

All my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

In your eyes
The light the heat
I am complete
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
and resolution of all the fruitless searches
Whoa I see the light and the heat
Yes, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your eyes

Love, I don't like to see so much pain
So much wasted and each moment is slipping away
I get so tired working so hard for our survival
I look to these times with you to keep me awake and alive

And all my instincts
they return
and the grand facade
so soon will burn
Without a noise
without my pride
I reach out from the inside

In your eyes
The light the heat
I am complete
I see the doorways to a thousand churches
and resolution of all my fruitless searches
Whoa, I see the light and the heat
Yes, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
The heat I see in your eyes
Ooh, In your eyes
by wolfdog8mysoulw/chkn November 26, 2009
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Jaffa cake

A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB
by Jaffa pope October 15, 2019
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