Jordan

This guy may be the one you think you're looking for, but don't be fooled, Jordan's can be the most cruel bitches ever... They'll love you for a while then drop your ass.. They be like MOOOOVEEE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY BITCH... Yep he probably is a total d!#k and has that one really cute friend... Hen basically does every sport and thinks he's good at all of them.... On a positive note Jordans can be very fun loving,musical guys that love anything that gets em dirty.. <3

You see that guy over there??

Yeah, he's a dick..

He's a Jordan for sure...

by RosellaHighland February 8, 2014

Jordan

Gay ass bitch

Jordan fucks boys

by 2$3$&::$$33 April 14, 2019

Jordan

A big jerk. Someone who thinks is so special and they can't get enough of themselves. They think that everyone should think that they're perfect and that the world should revolve around them .

Oh my god that dude is such a Jordan

by Dorkyduck May 7, 2015

jordan

when someone is lying about unbelievable feats and accomplishments.

Darryl: As a High school senior 1986 I lead Westchester County in three pointers.

Elliot: There were no three pointers in High school in 1986.

Another friend yells out (Jordan) indicating Darryl is lying

by teamnegativetweet January 26, 2012

Jordan

A little kid who steals your shit and team name

Revo: Jordan u bish imma kill u if u don't giv meh mi stufz beck

by Storyteller/Pinocchio January 5, 2015

jordan

A common name for geeks and or computer nerds, especially in Australia.

Jordan stayed at home and played WoW all last night!

by C-Doggy October 5, 2006

Jordan

A guy who toys with girls and is determind to ruin their lives by simply letting them fall in love with them but in the end letting them down.
Jordan 'the one which is decending' is right in that it's like the devil the angel that fell from heaven.
Bastard

Jordan: I want to go out with you
Girl: I know but I don't want to ruin out friendship
Jordan: We'll still be friends
Girl: But we won't
Jordan: I'm sorry I suck at this relationship stuff

Broken Heart

by socially awkward October 23, 2011