Ivan has the dick of a god. U will never want another man in your life after him. Cause he‘s THE man. Just don‘t let ur ivan get a buzzcut. They look like shit with it. Love u
by Yomum969 August 15, 2023
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Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
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by Maestrul tau fa October 3, 2023
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he can talk about his problems because he thinks that other people don't care about him. but he will listen to your throughs all day and all night. he can be such an asshole but only if u let him, it's his way to show that he loves u.
he's cute, intelligent, kind, beautiful and very hot. he has the most beautiful eyes in the world and he knows.
don't give up on him and your relationship, it can always be better, give it time. if u fall in love with ivan u are fucked up, he don't go out of your mind easily.
love him and protect him. show him all your love, he's the most beautiful soul in the world. <3
he can talk about his problems because he thinks that other people don't care about him. but he will listen to your throughs all day and all night. he can be such an asshole but only if u let him, it's his way to show that he loves u.
he's cute, intelligent, kind, beautiful and very hot. he has the most beautiful eyes in the world and he knows.
don't give up on him and your relationship, it can always be better, give it time. if u fall in love with ivan u are fucked up, he don't go out of your mind easily.
love him and protect him. show him all your love, he's the most beautiful soul in the world. <3
by redchesterfield November 22, 2021
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Wow, you got a VW Golf?!
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.
Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
Yes!! I’m so Ivan Sim.
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Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
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by Leong Jing Ting November 22, 2021
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by Kirill - funny guy November 22, 2021
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