Ivan

Tall and usually dark , tends to have a weird character but everyone wants one in their friend groups
Usually doesn’t like girls because he has been rejected a couple of times

Man isn’t Ivan a good guy to be around

by I eat facts for breakfast March 10, 2021

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Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

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Ivan

A handsome, outgoing, confident, crazy, gracious guy who always has the most beautiful smile on. He has big brown eyes that sparkle during the day and night. He is fun to hang around with. He is weird but thats why her friends like about him. He has a really cute laugh and makes everyone laugh.

-Hey, have you heard of Ivan? He's my best friend and I thought you guys would get along.

by Truthteller_1 July 6, 2021

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Ivan

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet.
Once you meet him never let him go.

I can’t believe IVAN is mine I will marry him one day ❤️

by - Goofball <3 February 16, 2024

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Ivan beck

Fucker from Kane pixels backrooms who's good guy, bad guy and never seen.

Person 1:did you know that On July 2nd 1988, the ASYNC Research Facility tested its low-proximity magnetic distortion system for the third time. Details regarding the results of the experimentation have not yet been released. During a press conference held in April of 1988, Ivan Beck, vice-director of the ASYNC Foundation described the intention of these tests, stating "this program, if granted sufficient backing from the United States government, will offer a solution to all current and future storage and residential needs, and save billions of dollars on property construction and management?

Person 2: I don't give a fuck.

by Bill- nye-your-mom's-a-guy May 28, 2024

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