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iPhone

An electronic status symbol purchased by mute lemmings who would rather listen to (and sometimes you can hear) music blurting from headphones, rather than speak to people.

This zombie purchased piece of electronic gadgetry is quite often mistaken for a phone even though you rarely see people talking on it.

Text and instant message is the most common form of communication for the socially inadequate people who have low self esteeem who buy it, just so they can have a topic to communicate to other people about.
iPhone
by realist001 July 27, 2009
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iPhone claw

Refers to the claw-like deformity your hand takes after spending hours browsing one-handed on your iPhone or smart phone.
Dude 1: "Dude, what's wrong with your right hand?"

Dude 2: "I was up all night using my facebook app on my iPhone, now I have the iPhone claw."

Dude 1: "You should see someone about that."
by Jay5273 May 17, 2011
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Soggy iPhone

To describe a bunch of male iPhone fans getting together and spunking over their oh-so-wonderful iPhones. Except this isn't just a game. They actually want to come all over their iphones, such is the pleasure these phones give them.
Hi Luke, its John. Fancy meeting up for a game of soggy iPhone later?
by alfaboy January 28, 2010
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white iPhone

The female / feminine / gay version of Apple's famous iPhone product
Customer (at Apple store): "Do a lot of men buy the white iPhone?"
Apple Genius Bar Employee: "Yes, they do. They put them in their little white purses."
Customer (at Apple store): "See Darcy, told you so!"
by Apple iPhone Expert June 19, 2010
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iPhone killer

1. A new cellular phone that is so superior and well designed that it poses a potential threat to the Apple iPhone empire.

2. A cellular phone that is cheaper, has more features, superior software, a removable battery and longer battery life than an Apple iPhone.
That Googlephone that's coming out is gonna be an iPhone killer! It's much more than a fashion statement: it has a removable battery, better interface, and it doesn't cost $500!
by JAllhands August 4, 2007
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iPhone Insurance

Insurance for this phone DOES exist
Especially for 1st Generation iPhones

Especially for iPhones located in Charlotte

Don't pay attention to what google or at&t says....URBAN DICTIONARY is telling you (yes you...PRESTON NORALES) that insurance for the first generation iPhone does actually exist annnnd if YOU don't have it..you're stupid.
I have insurance on my iPhone, you?


Hey sally...got iPhone insurance?
by chubacka gonzales thorton March 4, 2009
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Iphone Anxiety

Pretty much the constant, overwhelming fear of dropping your iphone and cracking the screen. Pretty much takes over your entire life when your phone is at risk of dropping out of your hand and falling to its death! You have to think about where you set it, how you set it there, why you set it there! I cant even imagine how it is for people without a warranty on their phone.
Linus: Sup man just got my new iphone.

Brian: Badass bro! having alot of Iphone Anxiety yet?

Linus: All the time man.
by negronos February 19, 2012
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