Flash-Noob

Is a monster/half-human being the abuses a summoner spelled called flash I league of legends They have 1 - 0 friends in real life and like to eat dirt and mountains? The only thing the find pleasure in is to abuse the summer spell called flash in league of legends. Flash noob is an insult that you only call your worst enemy
You are a flash-noob
Omg you are a flash-noob!
CAn you see that flash-noob!
by The funny troll July 13, 2020
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Flash the BIOS

After being shot-down, a patron at a bar or club combines GHB or roofies with complimentary alcoholic beverages on their target to induce a sudden loss of memory, resulting in a fresh opportunity to score.
Jon: Yo dude, did Sally finally let you bang her last night!?

Tom: Yeah, sorta... I had to flash the BIOS, but it was totally worth it!
by 312steve May 17, 2012
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Flash-Drive

Its just like putting a USB in your computer and putting information on it,but instead you put your penis inside your woman, and when you pull it out, you got all of her information, right there on your penis.
Chris: Yo Liam I heard you and your chick had sex?
Liam: Yeah bro, I even pulled a flash-drive on her!
by OGhypebeast69 March 09, 2017
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flash-eyed

when a person experiences temporary blindness due to eye exposure to too many camera flashes.

frequently experienced at shows in the dark.
"YO! Lady! Did you see that bangin' guitar riff?"
"Naaww maaan, i am sooo flash-eyed right now. you dont even know."
by stretchmarx June 22, 2007
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Flash Relationship

When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.
9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.

10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.

"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."
by Beezy253 September 30, 2013
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cloaked flash

Vegetables on wheels. Can't drive so they have to hide themselves.
Those fucking cloaked flashes on planetside 2 are the fucking worst man.
by Lilgingy August 07, 2017
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flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.
Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.
by scriptwrite1 March 04, 2011
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