an early retirement

Another term for when you leave your job because of burnout

If you don't want an early retirement, you need to take care of youself beforehand

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

Early

meaning you are about to do, eat, or watch something you enjoy forreal..

Im boutta post it on the gram. Early

by giovanni__sp June 7, 2022

Early onset crash out behavior

Something slightly insane or crazy relative to a “crash out”

“Im stacking this bitch five cans high”

“Thats early onset crash out behavior”

by John smithdoodle April 10, 2024

early doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce

I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.

by IPUface November 13, 2011

Early access furry

A furry that believes that because they only like a furry related character they aren't furries. (I.E. an obsession with nidalee from LoL) (Characters can't be explicitly furry I.E. crystal from star fox)

Person one "Yo, I'm pretty sure that your friend is a furry."
Person two "Nah, early access furry only"

by The darkest mandella December 19, 2017

Early Riser

a 17 or 18-year-old woman who has decided to be child-free and unmarried for life, focusing only on work.

People thought she was a lesbian but she's really just an early riser. I see her with different guys all the time.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.

by RR Hood July 17, 2023

early bird hustle

One who sneaks out of work and leaves early.

Hey have you seen Fernando? Naw man I think he did an early bird hustle today.

by DBoy June 27, 2014